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Archive for February, 1998

Domestic Imports - Jetfire is the Best Valkyrie You’ll Find

Saturday, February 28th, 1998

I love Toyfare magazine. I look forward to it coming out every month with its hilarious talking toys, informative Chop Shop how-to’s, and hot news. The biggest appeal it offers me is a nostalgic reminder of the cool toys I had when I was little. Throughout the price guide they feature the comic book or animated origins of character toys. In the latest issue they pictured the Transformer’s Jetfire.

I read these letters that people write in complaining to Toyfare about not being able to find the right toys because of exclusives or hoarding, it’s not like the old days. Maybe I lived in a lame part of the country but I could never find the toys I wanted when I was little. I would hop from Skaggs to Pay N Save to Fred Meyer to Kmart to the little overpriced toyshop in the mall and I still would never find the one GIJoe or Star Wars I needed to complement my collection. Somehow my younger next door neighbor always got the toys I needed like he (or his parents) was always one step ahead of me. He had an amazing Transformers collection that included Jetfire. I’m not sure where the manufacturing origins of the Transformers line of toys started. Hasbro must have licensed or stolen some designs from Japanese toys.

Since the Shogun Warriors, especially the die-cast series it has been increasingly easy to spot domestic imports. When Robotech was popular on TV you could find many toys and models from the show other than the lame Matchbox license. The ultimate example is Jetfire. This diecast and plastic piece of toy engineering genius was an exact replica of a Valkyrie that could transform from jet to guardian to robot. I remember it being heavier than most toys and this would make your arm tired when you flew it around the room. When you needed to transform it in midflight you would do so expertly with the patented Transformers sound effect: “Ke-ka-ko-ko-ku.” Years later when the Transformers’ (or maybe it was GoBots) popularity was dwindling they licensed out some non-existent robots to some model company like Monogram. It turns out that these were recasts of the transforming motorcycle and jet from the Mospeda series, a cool find when you’re yearning for any anime merchandise you can get. More recent examples are Bandai’s Beetleborg and Power Ranger series. These two toy lines may seem lame now, but if I was a little kid again the Beetleborg Metallix dressup armor and weapon action figures would be top-notch. So be on the look out for domestic imports, you never know where they might pop up.

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That Capgun is No Blaster - Memories of Childhood Cosplay

Wednesday, February 18th, 1998

In past Fanatical Visions I have taken cheap shots at otaku who practice the art form of cosplay. I apologize for this and realize that it was small-thinking to make fun of a valid fan’s creativity just because it is something I don’t have much interest in participating in now or in the future. Now that I’m forced to search my memory I realize that I was an avid cosplayer (I hope I’m using this word correctly, it was introduced to me through a Club OI member’s email) up until just 7 years ago. Continue reading That Capgun is No Blaster - Memories of Childhood Cosplay

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I Beat a Video Game! - I Just Wasted 20 Hours of my Life!

Sunday, February 15th, 1998

I have always sucked at video games. In fact, I have never beat one. On average I am extremely lucky to get to the second level of the game on the easy setting. FMV special ending cinemas are not a treat I’m destined to see any time in the near future.

Because of my fear of closure and death I always give up on the game in the middle of the very last level. Falling for all the traps in the last castle of Legend of Zelda, I give up. Unable to beat the queen-alienesque uber-boss in Phantasy Star, I give up. After 40+ hours of wasted Saturdays roleplaying my way through Final Fantasy III (VI), I give up on the last maze, not even coming close to teleporting to the boss. I can’t win, my fear overrides my desire or hope for a sense of accomplishment.

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It’s Rare? I’m Sold! - Why my Credit Card Bill is so High

Thursday, February 12th, 1998

It doesn’t take much to convince me to buy a "collectible." Even less persuasion is needed when it comes to the purchase of an anime item. The most far-fetched rationalizations will push me to blow my food money on a book, model, trading cards, video or whatever. It’s insane and I think I have a problem. Continue reading It’s Rare? I’m Sold! - Why my Credit Card Bill is so High

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His Parent’s Basement - The GM that Ruined RPGs

Sunday, February 8th, 1998

Byron was the second biggest nerd in middle-school. His two best friends held the first and third place spots. He didn’t have much going for him in the first place, actually he had almost everything against him. He was overweight, had a C-3PO accent, wore oxford dress shirts with saggy slacks, and had a teacher for a mom. All these things added up to one fatal flaw: an overwhelming interest in role-playing games. Continue reading His Parent’s Basement - The GM that Ruined RPGs

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Sexy Mecha - My Anime Moonboot and Shoulderpad Fetish

Thursday, February 5th, 1998

The concave and convex flowing lines of armor plating, skintight leggings, and sleeves into huge puffy boots and heavy gauntlets dazzle my eyes and give me odd feelings all over my body. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no hentai (pervert). But, darnit, anime is sexy. Continue reading Sexy Mecha - My Anime Moonboot and Shoulderpad Fetish

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