Worst Turntable Design Ever

Thank goodness this is art and not an actual turntable. The 2.5 cc Turntable’s combustion engine would at least hop the cartridge’s needle out of the groove, if not shatter your favorite vinyl LP.
The designer’s explanation (the site is in Flash and I didn’t feel like retyping, so this is a screen shot, sorry):

So, I guess my new title should be “Best Ironic Turntable Design Ever that Fulfills Your Secret Desires.”
(Via Boing Boing and Ektopia)
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